Friday, 14 December 2012

Secret Santa Gift Ideas - What is Secret Santa


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What is Secret Santa?

Secret Santa also known as "Kris Kringle" or mispelt as cris cringle, etc is where someone buys or creates a gift and presents it to someone without them knowing or vice versa.
e.g. Adam is at a work function and Secret Santa is announced, he picks a name from a hat then he has to purchase a gift or make one in which the name he picked has to be put on the gift..., the person will not know that he gave them the gift as Adam will place the gift amongst other gifts under the Secret Santa Tree.
This will happen to everyone whom paticipates in Secret Santa.
By right there should be a even amount of people in the Secret Santa game or someone will miss out.


 

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Wedding Anniversary Gift ideas

Wedding Gift and Anniversary Gift solutions made Easy!


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We have been in the Adult industry for well over 30 Years now in our physical store called Keyhole Adult Shop based in Tweed Heads near Gold Coast and Online for 3 years trading as Discreet Shopping Adult Shop.
We Stock all Gift ideas perfect for Wedding, Anniversary, Birthdays, Christmas and Valentines Day.
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Friday, 16 November 2012

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Many thankz
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Tuesday, 13 November 2012

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Monday, 12 November 2012

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Friday, 2 November 2012

Buy Body Paints - Body Chocolate - Online Store

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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Girls Night Out - Ideas - Games for girls - Hens Night

Games for Girls, Hens Night and Girls Night Out Games and Ideas - Where to Buy Girls Night Out Games?

Discreet Shopping is your Girls Night Out and Hens Night Specialist stocking plenty of Games for Girls!

So you're searching google trying to find Girls Night Out ideas and look where it has brought you..., To Discreet Shoppings Blog..., To be Taken to our Girls Night Out and Hens Night section click any of the links within this blog. We have been established for more then 10years and working in conjunction with Keyhole Adult Shop - Tweed Heads NSW 2485.
We always have customer's come into our physical Adult Store in Tweed Heads near the Gold Coast and ask what is a good idea for a Hens Night or Girls Night Out? We stock many of Games for Girls and by visiting www.discreetshopping.com.au you will see most of our Adult Toys revolve around Vibrators for women and so much more - I guess you can say its designed for the lady's and so it should be! :D But Guys you are welcome too of cause. xx
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Thank You and look forward to seeing your 1st order placed with us if have not already yett and please do shop around before buying from us as we promise to be the cheapest Adult Sex Superstore Australia Wide and are more the happy for you to contact us to negotiate a better price on any of our Adult items for sale. xx

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Monday, 19 March 2012

Sexual Hit to Brains -2

live your life well, live your life fine, dont hurt one,
nor put down what u think is right as your  lollie wrapper one day to
will wrinkle....,
smile...,
inspire....,
make people desire.....,
dont think your sweeter than them...,
your not.....,
dont attack a belief that you were raised to believe as time changes and so
 does the outlook of the world.....,
your not as great as they told you are.....,
make me see, make me dare....,
I'll fight taking a new step.....,
throw away the keys to the door you used to step thru....,
deep breathe...,
jump....,
im falling for you....,
ur the real one thats true....,
your the one that actually has some kind of clue.....,
falling now into entrapment....,
the word love has me scared as I kno if i die, i do not care....,
if u do, im left here alone.....,
frends are here but serve only quick fixes to a truth that only u hold.....,
Im afraid to see alot of what the television shows......,
as my vision only shows our story...,
our progression....,
our depression that life only holds the 4 walls of this box I cant escape....,
only unless you escape with me too.


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"Poetry is not a Vibrator but can penetrate deeper then any sexual form."
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Saturday, 10 March 2012

Sexual Hit to Brains -1


To sit n wonder life is shitt...., how dare u....., shalt you always try as if u still own a engine that works as strong as it can the wheels are all attached &......, it doesnt have to pass road worthy as we all have blemishes......, it can race...., so why quit half way. Always aim to win the race....., or just to participate is just as good as winning in the headlights of a car who is classified not well enough other then to just sit in a wrecking yard & fade away. god bless u...., u can do all in patients n time.
 
 cOrey
"Poetry is not a Vibrator but can penetrate deeper then any sexual form."
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Saturday, 3 March 2012

What is CVV?

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 The Card Verification Value (CVV*) is an extra code printed on your debit or credit card.
CVV for Visa or MasterCard is the final three digits of the number printed on the signature strip on the back of your card.

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Friday, 2 March 2012

What is SSL - Our Site uses this for Credit Card Safety


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SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) is the standard security technology for establishing an encrypted link between a web server and a browser. This link ensures that all data passed between the web server and browsers remain private and integral. SSL is an industry standard and is used by millions of websites in the protection of their online transactions with their customers.
To be able to create an SSL connection a web server requires an SSL Certificate. When you choose to activate SSL on your web server you will be prompted to complete a number of questions about the identity of your website and your company. Your web server then creates two cryptographic keys - a Private Key and a Public Key.
The Public Key does not need to be secret and is placed into a Certificate Signing Request (CSR) - a data file also containing your details. You should then submit the CSR. During the SSL Certificate application process, the Certification Authority will validate your details and issue an SSL Certificate containing your details and allowing you to use SSL. Your web server will match your issued SSL Certificate to your Private Key. Your web server will then be able to establish an encrypted link between the website and your customer's web browser.
The complexities of the SSL protocol remain invisible to your customers. Instead their browsers provide them with a key indicator to let them know they are currently protected by an SSL encrypted session - the lock icon in the lower right-hand corner, clicking on the lock icon displays your SSL Certificate and the details about it. All SSL Certificates are issued to either companies or legally accountable individuals.
Typically an SSL Certificate will contain your domain name, your company name, your address, your city, your state and your country. It will also contain the expiration date of the Certificate and details of the Certification Authority responsible for the issuance of the Certificate. When a browser connects to a secure site it will retrieve the site's SSL Certificate and check that it has not expired, it has been issued by a Certification Authority the browser trusts, and that it is being used by the website for which it has been issued. If it fails on any one of these checks the browser will display a warning to the end user letting them know that the site is not secured by SSL.

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Thursday, 1 March 2012

We Vibe 3 - Cheapest We Vibe Price Online

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Monday, 27 February 2012

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